UPJOKE

I'm not good at fishing for compliments

All I get is trout.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A guy and his gf want to find a hobby to share

She suggests to sign up for dance lessions, but the guy refuses.

She asks him why, and he says "i just don't like to do things i'm not good at"

She then asks him "then why you keep fucking me?"

(Based on a true story)

I'm not humble

My friends say I'm humble because I never show off

That is just cause I'm not good at anything

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