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I'm In Love Jokes

I'm in love with a girl from my Morse code course

Not sure how she feels though, she keeps sending mixed signals.

"I'm in love with two girls. "

"Edith and Kate. I can't decide which one to marry."


"all I can say is that you can't have your Kate and Edith too."

I'm in love with a woman called Clairy but I married her sister, Lorraine. I always felt too guilty to cheat on my wife, but here's the thing- she's just left me. So, I guess...

...I can see Clairy now Lorraine has gone.

I just told my crush that I'm in love with her. She said that she sees me as her brother...

I'm just lucky she is from Alabama.

I'm in love with the director of our local symphony...

...but she rejected my overtures.

I'm in love

Guys I'm in love with the Canadian Prime Minister, they say he's the best. I wonder if it's Trudeau

A daughter goes to talk to her mother...

Daughter: Mom, I think I'm in love with our neighbour.

Mother: What are you talking about? He could be your father!!

Daughter: Mom you don't understand, in love age doesn't matter!

Mother: I think it's you who doesn't understand...

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An 80 year old man is crying in a park bench...

A young man passing by decides to help:

"What's wrong?" said the young man.

"Well... it's just that I... I'm in love with a 22 year old." said the old man.

"I see, and she doesn't correspond?" said the young man.

"Actually we are married. The problem is that, everyday ...

Drugs?

So the other day I went to the doctors for an annual checkup, before we started he asked "have you been doing any drugs?", I replied with "does love count as a drug?", he said "love is the strongest drug out there!", I then said "that's good cause I'm in love with cocaine!".

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