My French friends can get me to do anything. I'm highly susceptible to Pierre pressure.
I don't know what a "tua" is but, I think I could manage one.
People say "I'm high on life!" like that's safer than drugs
But everyone who's ever done life has died.
I'm highly skeptical over the existence of "alcohol-free beer"...
There's literally zero proof.
Give a man a cheeseburger, you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to cheeseburger, I'm high as hell.
Oldest cake joke
A rabbit visits a bakery and asks if they make carrot cake.
The baker says they don't, so the rabbit buys a key lime pie.
This repeats several days until the baker is sick of it and decides to try making one.
The next time the rabbit enters, the baker proudly tells that they do ...
Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?
In a stable environment.
Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.
Some people get off their high horse...
...I get my horse off when I'm high.
A man walks into his favorite hairdresser
Man: "Hey, I saw the sign was down. Are you guys closing shop or something?"
Hairdresser: "No, we're just changing the name. People keep making jokes on social media and in school, making a dirty play on words."
Man: "Yeah, I always thought Big Clips was a little suggestive too. I can ...
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