I'm Getting Old Jokes - 4 Hilarious I'm Getting Old Jokes

I'm getting old!

I just had my 54th birthday and I couldn't even blow out my candles.......the heat drove me back!

(this is an old Rodney Dangerfield joke)

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Man I'm getting old

I haven't fucked a priest in 25 years

I'm getting old, The only way I can screw a woman...

Is to borrow money from her and not pay her back.

(Credit given to my friend. i'm not that clever.)

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Legendary Welsh singer Tom Jones visits Legendary Liverpudlian Cilla Black,with an offer of amazing sexy sex.

He says, "I'll make love to you three times, and each time will be better than the last. It'll be the best sex you've ever ever had. I'll need a sleep in between bouts, but apart from that it'll be sex sex sexy sex."

Cilla Black agrees, and Tom Jones, true to his word, gives her the most amaz...

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