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I'm Dyslexic Jokes

My teacher told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

But so far I've made three jugs and a vase and they're lovely.



Edit to add: Thank you for the Gold and Silvers kind strangers!

People always told me I would suck at poetry because I'm dyslexic.

Well I've made two vases and a jug today, so who sucks now!

I'm Dyslexic, Agnostic, and an Insomniac.

I lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Your Honor, I'm dyslexic

I couldn't possibly finish my sentence

I'm dyslexic, but that doesn't define me.

Dyslexics are teople poo.

I'm dyslexic but hoping to get a law degree.

One that I can really sue.

I'm taking a college course on the Environment and i'm dyslexic

Precipitation is 50% of the class!

TIL that I'm dyslexic.

Whoops, wrong bus.

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Today was the worst day of my life...

First, my doctor tells me I'm dyslexic. Then, my wife texts me saying she's looking to spice up our sex life by doing Alan. Who the fuck is Alan?!

A guy is talking to a barmaid with an exceptionally large chest...

After an awkward pause the barmaid says "Excuse me sir, my eyes are up here"

The man replies "When you've got something written on your t-shirt, people are going to read it."

The barmaid says "Yes, but you've been staring at my chest for the past minute, what's your problem?"

Th...

Put your foot in it eh?

I came home from work to a note from the wife saying;
"I've left you because you are stupid and bigoted".

I'm not stupid, I'm dyslexic and its not my fault I've got big toes!

Dear Dairy,

Stop telling everyone I'm dyslexic every time I write you these letters!

-Joe

Roses are red

roses are red
my cuts gone sedeptic
ignore the last line
i think i'm dyslexic

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