I'm Done Jokes - 18 Hilarious I'm Done Jokes

I'm done making Peter Pan jokes

They Never land

I must be in the minority, but I always lick my knife when I'm done

None of the other surgeons seem to do it !

I'm done buying trash bags...

I always just end up throwing them away anyways

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I'm done with waiters in restaurants asking me how did i find the steak

I just look next to The potatoes and it's right there

I'm done dating demons.

They're too possessive.

I'm done with banks

The have lost my interest

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I'm done. Guys, I'm sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a cook at a local fast food joint.

What makes it worse is that I live in a small town, so business is pretty limited and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates.

I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken.

I'm socially awkwa...

I'm done stealing. I took an oath today.

But I swear I will give it back.

I'm done with dating sites

I'm only dating pizza delivery guys because at least I know they have a car, a job and, pizza

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"I'm done with this ."

He thought as he closed Reddit, locked his phone and stood up.

I'm done drinking for good...

Now I drink for Evil.

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I'm done chasing people who aren't willing to do the same for me...

.. After today, the ice cream man can go himself.

That's it, I'm done dating comedians...

I don't want to get lol'd into a false sense of security again.

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I take a long time to wipe after I'm done with the bathroom...

You could say I'm pretty about it.

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I identify as a microwave dinner

I'm done in five minutes and look nothing like the picture

Death: Jack! Your time is up. I'll take you now.

Jack: Not today please, I have a lot more to do.

Death: Oh no, you're the first on the list to die.

Jack: Alright, I'll finish what I'm doing first. Even better, I'll make you some coffee while you wait. And after I'm done, we can leave.

(Jack put sleeping pills in the coffee an...

One day, a cowboy rode into town.

He his horse and entered a saloon. When he exited the saloon, he found his horse missing.

The cowboy shouted, "I'm going to go inside for another drink, and when I'm done, my horse better be returned. If not, I'll do what I did back in Texas."

The cowboy went back inside the ba...

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A beautiful large-breasted woman walks into a tattoo parlor...

A beautiful large-breasted woman walks into a tattoo parlor and says she really wants a tattoo but she's short on cash, and asks if there is anything they can do to help her. The sleazy shop owner thinks it over for a moment and says, "How about this. You show me those big beautiful breasts and you ...

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