Me: "Dude! Help! I'm convinced that I'm possessed by the ghost of an American Civil War General!" Ed: "That's incredible! Are you sure, man?"
Me: "Nope, but 'Grant,' Ed - that's a good guess."
Ed: "Are you ever possessed by confederate commanders?"
Me: "General Lee? No."
I'm convinced that my wife is cheating.
She swears it's just skill.
Middle Earth Dreamer
A man is concerned about his dreams and goes to see a doctor.
"Doctor, I've been having these dreams about Middle Earth every night and when I wake up, I'm convinced that I wrote The Lord of the Rings!"
The doctor tells the man, "Don't worry about it, you're just Tolkien in your sleep....
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