I'm Alright Jokes - 11 Hilarious I'm Alright Jokes

I got kicked out of the Karaoke bar last night for singing Danger Zone, then Footloose, then I'm Alright ...

...too many attempted Logging's...

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I was watching the women's volleyball. 2 minuets in there was a wrist injury

Don't worry though I'm alright now

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A boy sees an alligator in the zoo

A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts

"Hey are you a caiman?"

"I'm alright, thanks kid!" He replies

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I recently came down with Matthew Mcconaughey's disease

Don't worry, I'm alright alright alright now.

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A plant fell on my head...

I'm alright though, it was no big dill.

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My Uncle John's Bathroom Reader calendar has these jokes from Philogelos ("Love of Laughter"), the oldest surviving joke book, dating back to the 4th century AD. They held up surprisingly well.

* A cheapskate wrote his will and named himself as the heir.
* An intellectual came to check in on a friend who was seriously ill. When the man's wife said that he had departed, the intellectual replied, "When he arrives back, tell him that I stopped by."
* An envious landlord saw how happy hi...

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UK?

Yeah I'm alright, what about you mate?

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I was hit with a can of soda yesterday.

I'm alright now, luckily it was only a soft drink.

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Saw a guy missing his left arm and leg, and asked how he was doing.

"Eh, I'm alright."

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Last week I moved into a new suburb

My neighbour came over on the first day and borrowed a hammer so he could replace his white picket fence. I watched as he took the pickets off one by one until they were all off and then he stood there looking confused. I went over with a shovel and asked if he needed a hand. He said "no I'm alright...

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Frank's wife goes missing

Frank's wife goes missing and a week later he bumps into his friend Larry on the street. "Frank! How are you? You look a little worse for wear. Any news on your wife?"

"Hi Larry, I'm alright. They said I should be prepared for the worst."

"Oh god that's awful!" Larry sympathises.
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