I'm A Man Jokes - 9 Hilarious I'm A Man Jokes

I'm a man trapped in a woman's body

Now I know not to keep the superglue and the lube in the same drawer.

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I'm a man that suffers from PMS.

The wife gets it . . . . . I suffer

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I'm a man of science!

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!

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I'm a man that knows my boundaries.

5 feet by 9 feet , unless the guards let me have a walk around.

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I'm a man with morals

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented l...

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I'm a man with a MASSIVE cock, looking for a woman...

...with a large hen, to talk about the poultry industry.

I saw a very large woman in a bar wearing a T-shirt that said 'I'm a Man-Eater'

I walked up to her, shot her a grin and she told me "Let me guess, you've got a joke about how many men I've eaten?"
I simply told her she spelled manatee wrong.

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"You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm," I told the prostitute.

"That's not true," she replied.

"Of course it is," I laughed. "What do you mean?"

She said, "I'm a man."

I met a new friend at the mall recently. He said to me , "I'm a man of few words."

And I replied, "Yeah, I'm married too."

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