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I'll Be Ok Jokes

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Quickie

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I want to have sex with you right now!"

He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggle...

Two elderly men sitting in park

Two elderly men sitting in park. Both are starting to have Alzheimer symptoms. They discuss as they usually do on Monday PMs.



One of them sees a food truck across the park and tells the other one: "I'd like an ice cream, chocolate almonds ice cream. Do you want me to get you one ?"...

Instant divorce

[ Heard this joke in my mother tongue so don't know how impactful it is in English]
A man comes home drunk.
Man(to his wife): Woman you're fat, ugly and stupid.
Wife: You're a drunkard
Man: Well, I'll be ok by tomorrow morning. What about you?

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