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I'm So Lazy Jokes

I'm so lazy...

I don't even finish my

I'm so lazy.

I'm so lazy my mom gets onto me about sleeping all the time, she once asked me "Is sleeping all you're good at?"

I said "Yea, I could do it with my eyes closed."

Doctor gave me 3 months to live...

I'm so lazy I missed the deadline, that was 4 months ago.

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Two guys are arguing over which one is lazier.

Two guys are arguing over which one is lazier. The first guys says, "I'm so lazy, I want to push a button that does everything for me. From the minute I wake up to the minute I go to sleep, every single thing is taken care of for me. All at the push of a button."

The second guys says, "I got ...

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