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Hypnotizing Jokes

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A magician was performing at a nursing home.

The magician said he was going to hypnotize the people that he was performing for. He started hypnotizing them with his watch. When they were hypnotized the magician dropped the watch and he said "shit!". The nurses had a hard time after.

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A professional hypnotist

10 years ago i went to a gig of a hypnotist. This hypnotist was the best hypnotist in the world . Instead of just hypnotizing 1 person . He said he would hypnotize the whole crowd. So he makes us all look at a watch that's been in his family for many years . Suddenly he drops it and shouts : fuck ! ...

An 87 year old man marries a 27 year old girl...

They decide to go to exotic India for their honeymoon. But once they arrive the man is exhausted by jet lag and isn't able to consummate the marriage. He begs her forgiveness and says "I just need a little nap and then we can go."

3 hours later he's still asleep and his young chick is bored a...

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