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Hymen Jokes

Mods can we please ban jokes about hymens?

They’re tearable.

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I broke my hymen riding a horse...

Its dick sure was huge!

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I wrote a joke about hymens.

But it’s fucking tearable.

When I was a teenager nobody told me what a hymen was

I had to finger it out for myself

What is perfectly adorable, good as new, and has seven tiny dents in it...

Snow White's hymen.

What's T.I.'s favourite game?

Hymen seek.

(But seriously, f*ck that guy)

Sometimes it's necessary to use the women's restroom at work.

If anyone knocks, I shout, "Hymen here!"

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What did the cervix say when the penis asked about the sex party?

If you're in, hymen!

The names Bond...

I am writing the next James Bond movie. In order to thwart Bonds womanizing means of infiltration, the latest evil mastermind has employed an army of devout nuns.

I am calling it, Hymen’s Are Forever.

Another “your mama joke”

So this morning I was switching off with the day shift supervisor (I’m the overnight supervisor for the mobile division of a security company) and he asked another of our coworkers “when did your car window get broken?” Before I knew the words had come out of my mouth I said “the same time as your m...

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