A young lady in the maternity ward is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth of her child.
“I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies. "Okay do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife. "No, no boyfriend either".
"Do you have a partner then?" "No, I'm not attached to anyone. I'll be having my baby on my own".
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. “...
This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral.
She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit.
He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?"
But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank check to buy one.
When she comes ...
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