My girlfriend keeps trying to hurt my feelings by calling me names of exotic birds...
Well, toucan play it that game.
Problem with the new jeans
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight.
“Was anything wrong with them?” the clerk asked.
“Yes,” I said. “They hurt my feelings.”
I used to wonder why my dog always follows me to the toilet
Then I noticed I always go with her when she goes, she probably thinks its some awkward bonding thing I am into and does not want to hurt my feelings.
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