A couple of minutes later, the first guy says "Did you see that?"
“See what?"
“Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill,...
Loud ammunition is better for hunting deer
That way you get more bang for your buck
I'm considering hunting deer for a living
I hear its where all the big bucks are.
A mathematician, an engineer, and a statistician are hunting deer...
Hiding behind a fallen tree, they see a buck at the other end of the field. The mathematician takes out his rifle, aims, and fires. The bullet misses twenty feet to the left.
The engineer takes out her rifle, aims, adjusts for the wind, and fires. The bullet misses twenty feet to the right. ...
Two men are out hunting deer
...when they finally kill one. After they have begun dragging it by the antlers to their truck, one says to the other, "You know, I heard that it's a lot easier to drag a deer by the tail end than by the antlers." "Let's try it," says the other.
After a while, the first guy says, "Wow, this ...
Hunting accident
Two oldtimers Bill and Ted, are out in the woods hunting deer, having a few beers and remembering days gone by.
Suddenly Bill clutches his chest "Aaarh my heart, I think I'm dying, help Ted" and down he goes, out cold no pulse.
Ted grabs his phone and hits 911 "help, I'm in the woods a...
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