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Hungry Cat Jokes

*Staring at a barn full of feed*

Me: That's alot of feed.

Farmer: Yeah. The cattle eat it.

Me: Man.....that's one hungry cat

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Once upon a time, there was this little sparrow..

Once upon a time, there was this little sparrow, who while flying south for the winter froze solid, and fell to the ground. And to make matters worse, a cow crapped on him. But the manure was all warm and it defrosted him, so there he is, he's warm, he's happy to be alive, so he starts to sing. A hu...

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