UPJOKE

Why did the Human Torch's legs start swelling?

Because they were inflamed.

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

**FILET MIGNON!**

So i seen the guy from the fantastic four movies at the gas station the other day..

You know the human torch, i tried to get his autograph but he just kept rolling around on the floor screaming.

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