One day a father took his two children to a zoo.

They were having a great time, until one realized the lion was acting strangely. Almost human like. So the father decides to tell one of the zoo employees. He leans over and says,”our lion died last week, so we hired a replacement”. The father didn’t bother to tell his children and went on with the ...

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The goat at the base of the hill

A man is new to town and steps in the local pub for a drink. After a couple drinks he decides to ask the bartender

"Where are the women around here? I need to get laid."

The bartender says "You're not gonna find any around here, but there is a goat at the base of the hill..."
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A friend joined a weird cult

She found this weird offshoot of Scientology that has a guru named Evannnnn at the top. Their deal is to go through mental training to increase concentration; to try to become super human like Evannnnn. The cult can sell her a little box (damned expensive!) she will strap to her head that synchron...

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