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Huge Spider Jokes

I just killed a huge spider running across the floor with my shoe

I don't care how big the spider is, no one steals my shoe

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I saw a huge spider wearing a turban and carrying an AK-47 yesterday and I shit myself.

I'm guessing I have Iraqnophobia.

Spiders

Saw a huge spider the other day. my grandma always said "it can't kill you, it's smaller then you" I then pointed out that grenades are smaller. She doesn't say anything anymore, Cancer got her.

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