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My friends a farmer with a huge ego problem

All I did was ask where he was and he brags that heโ€™s out standing in his field

What do you call a musician without a huge ego?

Just a guy that plays music.

Did ya hear about the cannibal lion with a huge ego?

He had to swallow his pride

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