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I'll be serving Eggs Benedict on hubcaps for Christmas breakfast.

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "What a crappy day. I got stopped and the police officer wrote me a ticket for not having hubcaps on my car," he tells the bartender. "What? That's not illegal" the bartender says. "That's what I thought, too. But he wrote me a ticket for indecent exposure,"...

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