UPJOKE

Hr Department Jokes

HR Department

"I proposed to my girl friend last night, who just got promoted to a HR position earlier in the day."


"That is cool! What did she say?"


She said, "We will get back to you soon."

A woman gets called into her office HR department

They tell her that they noticed her password for her login was very unusual and asked her how she chose "DocGrumpyHappySleepyBashfulSneezyDopeySacarmento"

She said - "well the instructions were to have a password with seven characters and have at least one capitol, so I thought I was just fo...

This joke may contain profanity. šŸ¤”

NSFW: My wife and I have been working from home since April, and I finally called her HR Department with a complaint.

There has been far less sexual harassment in our workplace than I was hoping for.

My company recently hired Frankensteinā€™s monster to run our HR department. Heā€™s surprisingly good at it.

Turns out heā€™s a real people person.

This joke may contain profanity. šŸ¤”

Best place to spend a life in hell...

So, a man dies and goes to Hell. When he arrives he is greeted and shown around by a member of Hellā€™s HR department. He is told that he had three options as to where he will spent eternity.

The HR demon opens up door number one and the room is filled with people standing on their heads on a w...

I once tried to get a job as a telephone operator...

...I sort of phoned in the interview though and the HR department didnā€™t think it was my true calling so Iā€™ve put those plans on hold for now.

This joke may contain profanity. šŸ¤”

It's Frank

Everyday, a male coworker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore and takes her complaint to a supervisor in the HR department and states that she wants...

Quasimodo passed away

After years of hanging out in the bell tower, Quasimodo got drunk and careless and slipped over a rail, falling to his death one cold night.

The cathedral HR department put out a posting to get a replacement for him, but due to the eerie nature of the bell tower, they only got one response - ...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.