Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
A duck waddles into a hotel’s lobby convenience store…
…and loudly asks the bored clerk, “Hey, where can a guy get some Tic Tacs?”
Incredulous, the store clerk responds to the waterfowl at his feet, “Did you just ask for Tic Tacs?”
“Yeah, Tic Tacs,” says the duck. “Got a date with a smokin’ hot redhead.”
Not knowing for certain how...
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A teacher asks her class "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day"....
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