a teacher is doing attendance. she comes across the name “hijkm” she says “i’m sorry, i’m not sure how to pronounce this name,” then spells it out. a girl raises her hand and says this:
“that’s me, and it’s pronounced noelle”
Two students are arguing about how to pronounce the word "either"
One student insists it's pronounced ee-ther while the other insists it's pronounced eye-ther. They go back and forth until they decide to ask the teacher. "Teacher, what's the right way to say it? Is it ee-ther or eye-ther?" The teacher blinks and says, "oy-ther will do."
If you don't know how to pronounce the "g" in "gif"...
it's pronounced just like the "g" in "gigantic"
Historical Context on How to Pronounce the Sauce
Since we are talking about how to pronounce the sauce. I though I would give some historical context I was talk when I was younger.
In the 19th Century, 2 men in England created a new sauce. It was savory, and went well with potatoes and meats. The 2 men didn't know what to call this sauce, s...
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I was trying to figure out how to pronounce Peter Buttigieg’s name.
Then I was told it rhymes with “Heater.”
My Fiancé said she wanted to be a Trophy Wife
Now that we’re married all she does is lie around so much she can barely walk. And that’s how I learned my wife doesn’t know how to pronounce “atrophy.”
I used to go out with a Welsh girl who had 36DDs.
I had no idea how to pronounce her name.
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and an electrician?
Ask them how to pronounce “unionized”
Two Canadians in Kentucky
So these two Canadians are driving into Louisville, Kentucky and are arguing about how to pronounce the name of the city.
“Its pronounced Lou-is-vill…obviously” The oilman from Alberta says
“No, you see, it is French! It is pronounced Loo-ie-vee!” The guy from Quebec retorts.
Th...
Two american tourists are having lunch at a McDonald's in Leicester square
They are arguing how to pronounce Leicester. To solve their dispute, they decide to walk up to the counter and ask the cashier.
"Excuse me ma'am, but can you tell me where we are? But can you pronounce it slowly, as you see, we're not from around here."
The cashier nods and says "Mic.....
Bubba n' Buford III
Bubba n' Buford jes left Texas A&M where they'd attend a seminar entitled "Advanced Composting" n' were a headin' back up Highway 79 towards east Texas. After a bit they got into an argument over whether Marquez was pronounced Mar-KEY or Mar-KAY. Well, they decided since they were about to go ...
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