Once upon a time, a woman moved to a cave in the mountains to study with a guru. She wanted, she said, to learn everything there was to know. The guru supplied her with stacks of books and left her alone so she could study. Every morning, the guru returned to the cave to monitor the woman’s progress...
How to know the time
Dude 1: Yo what's the time.
Dude 2: Dunno pass me that trombone and I'll find out.
Dude 2: (plays trombone loudly)
3 Neighbours Simultaneously: HEY WHO'S PLAYIN' THAT TROMBONE AT 2AM!?!?!?
Dude 1: Broooooo...
How to know if you belong to r/Jokes: You read the the obvious same thing twice without knowing.
Even if it is in the Title.
How to know if there's more than one yolk in an egg?
You can use an eggs-ray.
How to know where a blind parachuter will be landing?
The guide dog marks the spot
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