I got a DVD on how to improve your foreplay techniques....
I had to fast forward through all the boring bits in the beginning though.
I'm currently reading this really captivating book called "How To Improve Your Sense of Direction".
It's so good that I can't put it up.
Damn politicians
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning t...
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