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Do you know how to have sex?

Man walks up to a farmers house, knocks on the door. When a woman opened the door, the man ask if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, the man knocked, again, asked the same question. Again, not amused, she screamed get the hell away. Later, she told her husband of the ...

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If you've forgotten how to have sex...

Then you can't remember the ins and outs.

Do you know how to have five good years?

Put four on the car and one in the trunk.

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Me and my girlfriend are still trying to figure out how to have sex with all of our weird fetishes.

It's coming along but we're still trying to work out the kinks.

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A new book on how to have sex with herbs has finally been published.

It's about fucking thyme.

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