How tall are you cowboy? I’m six feet and seven inches, ma’am.
Let’s forget about the six feet and talk about your seven inches.
Mr. Johnson went to his doctor's office to have a physical exam done. The nurse asked, "How tall are you?"
"I'm about six foot two," said Mr. Johnson. The nurse measured him and found that he was only five foot six.
"How much do you weigh?" asked the nurse.
"Around 150 pounds." The nurse weighed him and found that he weighed 200 pounds.
Then she took his blood pressure. "Your blood p...
A girl and a guy were on a date
They were at a restaurant and was having the time of their life.
The guy asked. "So, can we make this official?"
She shruged "Don't know, how tall are you?"
He was confused on why that mattered then said "Oh I'm 5'12"
She frowned and shook her head. "Sorry I only date gu...
I asked my wife what size freezer we should buy.
She responded, "How tall are you?"
A young man wakes up in a hospital.
He sees an older genteleman, standing by his bed, who asks him "How tall are you, son?"
The man replies " Five foot ten, doctor"
The older man, looking confused, says "Oh, I'm not the doctor, I'm the carpenter"
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