How Many Lawyers Does It Take Jokes

The jury's out on that one.

Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the aforementioned task in a timely and efficient manner within the structure in which said bulb is housed and being dependent on the following variables:

Whereas it should be taken in to account that ceiling heights may differ significantly f... read more

Nobody knows for sure. As soon as the light turns on, they all scatter.

Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agre... read more

Just one, but you squeeze them through really slowly.

Please define "how many," "lawyer," "take," "to change," "light," and "bulb."

It depends on how thinly you slice them