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How Many Cops Jokes

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, reports say he fell

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because they would shoot the wall for being dark and arrest the lightbulb for being broke.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't really matter they just beat the shit out of the walls for being black

How many cops does it take to tackle a 120 pound female protestor?

All of them

Frasier Tribute: How Many Lawyers Does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

I don’t know....depends on how many cops planted it there.

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