Q. 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
Q. 500 bricks are on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A. 499
Q. What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?
A. Open Door, put elephant in refrigerator, close door
Q. What are four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?
A. Open do...
If there are 502 bricks in a plane and 1 falls off, how many are left?
>!501.!<
How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
>!You open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door.!<
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
>!You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.!<
So, the ...
Teacher asks her class, "If there's 14 crows on a fence and you shoot 2 off, how many are left?
" One little boy says, "None, the shotgun scared them all away." Teacher says, "That's not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you're thinking." Boy says to teacher, "I have a question for you." "There's 3 women eating ice cream cones. 1 is licking, 1 is sucking, 1 is biting. Which on...
Little Johnny strikes again
### Teacher: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?
### Little Johnny: None.
### Teacher: Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?
### Little Johnny: None!
### Teacher: Can you explain...
A teacher asks her students a simple math question…
“There are 3 birds on a wire, one gets shot, how many are left?”
Little Johnny raises his hand, “there are none left, once the one bird was shot the other two flew away ”
Teacher tells Johnny he is wrong, but she likes the way he thinks.
Johnny then inquired, “may I ask you a qu...
Smart kid
A young, attractive first-year teacher was standing at the front of her class presenting a lesson to her fifth graders when she noticed Mikey wasn't paying attention. In an effort to engage him, she called on him and asked him a simple math question, "If there are three rabbits in the yard and you s...
This joke works better told than read. There are 15 boxes in an airplane. One falls out. How many are left?
14.
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How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator in 3 steps?
1. open the door 2. put the elephant in 3. close the door
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How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator in 4 steps?
1. open the door 2. remove the elep...
"If there are 10 birds on a telephone wire and you shoot one, how many are left?"
Little Johnny excitedly raises his hand and the teacher picks on him.
"There would be none left because if you shoot one then the rest fly away!"
Ms. Teacher responds, "No Johnny, the correct answer is nine birds left, *but I like the way you think!*"
Little Johnny retorts with,...
I like the way you are thinking
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
Matt answer...
"I like the way you think!"
Teacher calls on little Timmy in class one day, asking "If there are fourteen birds on a fence, and you shoot three of them with a gun, how many are left?"
Timmy says, "None--the gunshot would have scared 'em all away."
Teacher replies, "No, that's wrong--it's eleven, but I like the wa...
Little Johnny is in class one day...
The Teacher says "Okay class I have a math question. There are 3 birds sitting on a fence. If you shoot one of them off, how many are left?"
Little Johnny jumps up with his hand raised and says "NONE... After you fire the first shot, they will all fly away!"
Teacher says "Well, the cor...
Here's a joke I once heard in summer school
There's a plane filled with 5000 bricks. One fell out, so how many are left in the plane? >!4999!<
How do you put an elephant in a fridge? >!Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge!<
How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? >!Open the fridge, take the elephan...
Johnny was daydreaming in class when the teacher called on him
“Johnny, if there are five birds on a wire and one gets shot how many are left?”
After thinking for a brief second Johnny responds “zero”
The teacher looks at him inquisitively and states. “Johnny, five minus one is four”
To which Johnny replies “yes but if you shoot one bird t...
Little Johnny - Ice Cream
An elementary school math teacher asked her class one day, "If there are three birds on a wire, and a farmer shot one, how many are left?"
One little boy said two, but little Sally, realizing it was a trick question, said, "None, 'cause everyone knows that if you shoot at birds they all...
I like the way you're thinking
Little Johnny always tried to make the teacher feel uncomfortable. One day we were making some simple math tests, and after a while, the teacher asks Little Johnny: 'Johnny, if there are five birds on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?' Johnny answers: 'None, because they all got s...
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Little Tommy gets asked to stay after class...
so little boy tommy isnt very good at math so his teacher kindly asks him to stay after class so she can help him.He agrees and listens to the teacher as she gives an example.She starts off by saying that if there are 10 birds on a telephone pole and you shoot one off, how many are left? he quickly ...
The job interview
Boss: There are 900 bricks on an airplane. If you drop 1 outside, how many are left?
Employee : That's easy, 899.
Boss : What are the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.
Boss : What are the four step...
How to kill a walking bird?
A plane has 500 bricks in it. One falls out. How many are left?
499
In 3 easy sets explain how to get a giraffe into a refrigerator?
1. Open the door. 2. Put the giraffe in. 3. Close the door.
In 4 easy steps explain how to put an elephant into a refrigerator? ...
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