Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went.
One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lio...
How is it possible for anyone to wear Doc Martens on both feet?
isn't that a pairodocs?
How is it possible for James Bond to ride a horse without stirrups?
He uses shaken-ups.
I don't understand time zones!
How is it possible that in Europe it is today. In Australia it is tomorrow. And in Alabama it is 1890?
Angela Merkel, Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump are shot during a conference and die...
Up in the sky, they are greeted by Saint Peter who says: ‚You have died. As you are politicians, surely you have sinned. Therefore you must wade through the Swamp of Lies before you can go to Heaven and join Him in eternal happiness.‘
As in her former life, Merkel wants to tackle every challe...
Found an Funny Indian Joke and tried to translate it.
An Indian politician was visiting a foreigner politician. He saw foreigner politicians had a big house and 2 luxury cars. He askes him how is it possible as the salary of a politician is not that much. Foreigner politician took Indian politician on drive and said
"do you see this 10 lanes hig...
they help me sleep better
a very old lady goes to a pharmacy and asks for contraception pills
"but lady," says the pharmacist, "you surely don't need anything like that"
"they help me sleep better," says the old lady.
"How is it possible?" asks the pharmacist.
"I add them to my gra...
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"
The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made...”
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to he...
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A husband dies after consuming spaghetti..
Doc: It appears that your husband died from a pierced abdomen.
Wife: How is it possible? All he had was spaghetti.
Doc: After consuming spaghetti, he took some viagra. You know what that does to limp noodles.
For my first cake day, I would like to share a truly terrible joke I heard from my brother
On the day my friend discovered my reddit account he couldn't believe his eyes. How had I got so much karma? He didn't think it possible. Naturally, for days on end he asked and begged to know. I didn't want the magician to reveal his secrets, so for a while I simply didn't tell him. I thought he wo...
An old Saint's joke
A Cajun died and went to hell. The devil assigned him the usual punishment...put him in the mass pit where the heat was melting others. The devil came back sometime later, surprised to find the Cajun just sitting around, not even misting, much less sweating. "How come you're not so much as swea...
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