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How High Are You Jokes

Cop asks a guy..how high are you?

Guy: no officer, it's hi, how are you.

Cop to driver: "How high are you?"

Driver to cop: "No, no, no. You're supposed to say 'Hi, how are you?'"

A cop stops a drunk man and asks: How high are you?

The man replies: This is wrong english, you should say 'Hi, How are You?'

A cop pulls over a car. He walks up, and smells a heavy weed smell. The man turns to him, and his eye are redder than a Coca-Cola can. The cop looks at him and says, "How high are you?!?!?!?"

The driver responds, "He, he. No officer, it's 'Hi, How are you?'"

In honor of 420 tomorrow, here's a weed joke.

Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

Me and my friend get pulled over by a police officer

Policeman: Hello, how high are you?

Me and my friend: Are we what?

Policeman: High

Me and my friend: Hello

A policeman stops a car after suspecting the driver of being heavily drunk

Officer: how high are you ?
The driver: no officer , it's " hi , how are you?"

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A man is very high and driving home

A cop pulls him over and sees him in his car with the windows closed. The cop knocks on the window and says slowly: "how high are you" and gets no answer, so he does it again, with still no answer. He does it for a third time, and once the cop sops speaking the man goes: "you really fucked that up m...

A cop pulled over a guy for reckless meandering driving

The cop walked up to the driver window and asked - "how high are you?"

The guy replied - "No officer, it's 'Hi, how're you?"

A cop pulls over a car...

Walking to the car, he can clearly smell weed. So, hoping for an easy bust, he asks the driver "How high are you?"

The driver thinks for a moment and replies "No officer. It's pronounced 'Hi, how are you?'"

(Bonus punchline: The cop then shoots him and plants a 9-bar.)

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Ok, you got me.

A drug raid is going on at a house in the suburbs. The cops kick in the door and spread out through the house. A DEA agent breaks open a bathroom door to find a man holding what appears to be a bag of coke over a toilet.

"Freeze, motherfucker!" The cop shouts.

"Ok, ok, you got me." T...

A police officer confronts a man who he thinks is high on marijuana.

"How high are you?" He asks.

"No,you said it wrong, it's 'Hi! How are you?'"

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