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How do you say "No TV" in Russia?

Nietflix

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How do you say " 'sup dawg" in Japanese?

Konichihuahua

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How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

How do you say good bye to two hundred thousand Indonesians?

A big wave.

How do you say bra in German?

Disal stopem floppen

How do you say hello to someone who knows karate?

Hiya!

How do you say bye to a vampire?

So long sucker

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How do you say 'motherfucker' in ancient greek?

Oedipus.

How do you say that a rumor about a guy being a real ladies' man is not true?

No way, hoes say

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How do you say small breasts in French ?

Pe'tits'

How do you say "suppository" in Italian?

Innuendo!

How do you say 'democracy' in Chinese?

You don't.

How do you say unintended pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise.

How do you say "Jehova's Witness" in Chinese?

Ding dong.

How do you say 'bra' in German?

Das Schutzstopfempfrompflappen

A math teacher welcomed a new French exchange student into her class and then started teaching a lesson on fractions.

The French exchange student raised his hand and said, "Excuse me Madam, but I don't know how to say fractions. How do you say those?"

"Easy," said the teacher, "you just say the top number and then the bottom number is read as an ordinal number. For example, 2/3 is 'two-thirds', 3/4 is 'three...

How do you say thank you in mathematics?

Sin(Q)/Cos(Q)

How do you say ‘direction’ in pig Latin?

Hope you had a good one!

How do you say angry vehicle in Italian?

Madagascar.

How do you say: “Grandma called!” in Australia

Boomer Rang

How do you say hello to a German who likes bread?

Gluten Tag!

How do you say R. Kelly in Korean??

So-Young Poon

How do you say hello to to water?

Hi drate!

How do you say, "Not yet at the legal age of consent." in Chinese?

Tu Yung

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How do you say farewell to a pure, sexually fluid person?

Good Bi!

How do you say "Insanity defense" in Spanish?

Locomotive.

How do you say dive in Portuguese?

Neymar

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How do you say "thank you for the pasta" in Japanese?

Arigatoni

How do you say farewell to a very optimistic insect?

Buoyant!

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How do you say goodbye to a German prostitute?

Lederhosen

How do you say "prison lingo" in one word?

Danish

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

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How do you say "fuck you" in Hebrew?

Trust me

How do you say McDonalds in Italian?

Olive Garden

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

How do you say in two words that three people can’t pass beyond this point.

No Trespassing!

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How do you say gonorrhea in Russian?

Rotchurcockov.

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?(X-post r/nfl)

Mark Sanchez.

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