A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous.
A particularly beautiful waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won't quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order,
"What would you like, sir?
"He looks at...
How do you pronounce a Welsh town?
Caerphilly
How do you pronounce "Aunt"?
"Ont", "Ant", or "Goldnt"?
How do you pronounce "nihilism?"
It doesn't matter
How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky? Louie-ville or Louis-ville?
It's Frankfort.
How do you pronounce nihilist? Like Ni-Hil-List? Or Nigh-Hill-Ist?
Never mind. It doesn't matter.
Two Canadians in Kentucky
So these two Canadians are driving into Louisville, Kentucky and are arguing about how to pronounce the name of the city.
“Its pronounced Lou-is-vill…obviously” The oilman from Alberta says
“No, you see, it is French! It is pronounced Loo-ie-vee!” The guy from Quebec retorts.
Th...
A reporter walks up to Jussie Smollett
“Mr Jussie, how do you pronounce your last name? Is it SMOL-let or smol-LETT?”
Jussie: “Is that really all you wanted to ask me?”
“Yes, sir. It’s the only thing we aren’t 100% certain of, and the only answer we would believe.”
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