You have 3 months to spend 500 million dollars and get nothing in return, how do you do it?
Run for president.
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You are at one side of a bridge, with a bear, a wolf, a goat, and a big bundle of grass. You have to cross the bridge, but can only hold one at a time. If left alone, the bear will kick the wolf off the cliff, the wolf will eat the sheep, and the sheep will eat the grass. How do you do it?
Just juggle them.
How do you do a system reset on your country?
How do people finish graduating from a Journalist school? They have to answer one last question. That question is "how do you do an excellent article?"
And the graduate answers "well, I think you press ctrl-c." "Yes, go on," says the teacher. "Then you press ctrl-v," says the graduate.
Five minutes later it's the graduation ceremony.