How Do You Confuse Jokes - 22 Hilarious How Do You Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a chemist?

Hand him a bottle of Methyne.

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How do you confuse a gay?

How do you confuse an Apple user?

Give them options.

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How do you confuse a historian?

Give them a tampon and ask them what period is it from.

How do you confuse a Chelsea fan?

Take them to London and ask them for directions.

How do you confuse a reddit user?

You post a brand new joke.

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How do you confuse an idiot?

With 6 potatoes!

How do you confuse a moron?

Put him in a room full of shovels and tell him to take his pick

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How do you confuse a fellow stupid redditor?

How do you confuse an idiot?

Put a pineapple on your head

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How do you confuse a blond?

Tell her to piss in the corner of a round room.

How does she confuse you?

When she comes back and says she did.

How do you confuse a panda?

You bamboo-zle it.

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how do you confuse a masterbator?

How do you confuse Helen Keller?

... give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

How do you confuse a Polish labourer?

Lay down an axe and a shovel and tell him to take his pick.

How do you confuse a Jew?

Put the bacon on sale for half-off.

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

step on her books with golf shoes

So how do you confuse a blonde Redditor?

[Answer](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2pi5rn/so_how_do_you_confuse_a_blonde_redditor/)

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How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?

Tell him that asylum seekers kill pedophiles.

How do you confuse a blind person?

Toss them a basketball and ask them to read it.

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