A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida.
She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. “Hello, sir, how are you?”
“Fine, thank you,” he responded, and turned back to his book.
“I lo...
At the Olympics I saw a man carrying a long sick and I asked, "Are you a pole vaulter?"
He said "No. I am German but how did you know my name was Walter?"
A man was on a plane...
A man was on a plane when a stewardess approached him and said "Would you like some headphones?" To which the man replied "Yes I would, but how did you know my name was Phones?"
*Edit: unintentional brain trick.
At the Olympics, a guy walks past a group of spectators, carrying a long pole.
One of the onlookers says to the guy, "Are you a pole vaulter?" The guy responds, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
A man is in a cosmetic shop, then a female worker asks him:"Do you want Head and Shoulders sir?"
Then the man responds:"Yes, but how did you know my name was 'and Shoulders'? "
Flight Attendant: “May I offer you some headphones?”
Me: “Sure, but how did you know my name was phones?”
Australian Olympic hurdler sees another athlete at the track carrying a long stick and asks him, 'are you a pole vaulter?'
He replies (in an accent) 'No, actually I'm from Germany and how did you know my name was Walter?'
Walter.
I was in the park the other day and saw a guy practising his athletic trials, with a long metal stick for the Olympics. I asked if he was a pole vaulter, and he replied "Nein, I'm German. How did you know my name was Walter?"
A female flight attendant walks down the isle and offers a man some headphones.
“Would you like some headphones?” She asks.
The man smiles a large grin.
“Why certainly!” He says, “And how did you know my name was Phones?”
It was my first time riding a plane...
I was so nervous, and it was showing I was very uncomfortable...
A good-looking stewardess, approached me and asked if I was feeling okay, and If I needed anything. I said no, I was fine, it was my first time riding a plane and was just nervous. She smiled and said, "Ah perhaps you should lis...
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