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I went house hunting over the weekend...

I went to see a house that had mirrors all over the walls and I could definitely see myself living there.

When house hunting I look for a place where the people next door are successful at selling stolen items

Good fences make for good neighbors

House Hunting (1950's era, found in late grandmother's things; typewritten)

A young couple about to be married were looking over a house in the country. After satisfying themselves that it was suitable they started for home. During the return journey the young lady was seemingly absorbed in deep thought, and being asked the reason of her silence, she asked the question: ...

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