A man came home to find his house burned down, only the chimney was still standing. Since he had no where else to go, he slept in his fireplace that night. In the morning the mailman came to deliver and found the man waking up. The mailman remarked that he was impressed the man got any sleep at all.
To which the man replied, "actually I slept like a log."
After our house burned down, the cops told us that it could be someone we know.
I asked my wife, “Could it be arson?”
An engineer and art major were living together. One day, the house burned down, but only the engineer survived
The reason: The engineer was at work
Did you hear the Alabama Governor's house burned down?
...It took out the whole trailer park
What did the gingerbread man say when his house burned down?
Dang that cost me a lot of dough.
It could’ve been worse.
James is walking on a downtown street one day, and he happens to see his old high school friend, Harry, a little ways up ahead. "Harry, Harry, how are you?" he greets his old buddy after getting his attention. "Not so good," says Harry. "Why, what happened?" James queries. "Well," Harry say...
A man is on his deathbed...
A man is on his deathbed. As he lies sick on the bed, he calls his wife over to him.
"Sarah... Sarah. We have been married for 26 years... Isn't that right Sarah?"
"Of course John. We have," Sarah replies.
"When I was hit by the truck when we first started dating," John says, "Y...
My whole week was a disaster
Wife died Dog walked away Car crashed into a tree My house burned down
The only positive thing were the results of my cancer tests
vacationing in the caribbean
An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean.
The attorney said, “I’m here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.”
"That’s quite a coincidence," said the engineer. “I’m here because my house...
r/jokes Rich Lawyer on a plane next to philanthropist
Rich lawyer is sitting in first class next to the head of a major charity organization.
Head of said charity takes the opportunity to introduce himself and the cause, but lawyer isn’t interested in giving. No surprise. He’s notoriously rich and not very friendly.
Finally, charity dire...
My friends keep calling me the hunchback of Notre Dame
Its not about my posture though, it's cuz my house burned down.
After years and years of hard work a farmer and his wife finally decide to go abroad on a well deserved vacation.
After four days the farmer decides to check how things are going in his farm. His son answers the phone...
Son: Did anything happen dad?
Dad: No, I just wanted to know if everything was ok, over there.
Son: Well our goldfish died.
Dad: What, how on earth did that happen!<...
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