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Hotdogs Jokes

Why are hotdogs so truthful?

they’re quite frank

Three bald men are shopping for hotdogs. Which one used to be blond?



The one in the pet store.

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Why do prostitutes not eat hotdogs?

They have been taught not to bite

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Käse scenario.

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Why are vaginas like hotdogs?

Because when you think about what goes into them, you want to quit eating them.

I just saw two hotdogs and a burger stumble out of a club, blind drunk and blazed on coke and weed. I was disgusted...

I hate to see food wasted like that. Frugal upbringing.

Two hotdogs are walking down the street

One suddenly turns to the other and says, "Mike! Your wiener is showing"

Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs?

They say they're in bread.

Damn Girl, you should sell hotdogs.

Cause you make my Weiner stand.

Some people hate hotdogs.

I relish them

Why are German hotdogs the most controversial?

It’s because they make the best and the wurst ones

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Hotdogs made of monkeys

So there was this butcher, who had a machine that turns monkey into hotdogs he used to sell them as regular hotdogs and no one ever doubted it, but the man never make more than one monkey a day that was his secret .

One day the man went on a trip and left his son at his shop before he went he...

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What do dung beatles like on their hotdogs?

Mus-turd

My girlfriend asked me if hotdogs were good for her diet

I replied, "They're not the wurst"

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I dreamed that my friend Dietrich was shoving hotdogs up my ass

It was my wurst nightmare

I take my time while putting toppings on my hotdogs.

I choose to relish the moment.

Grilled some hotdogs and offered my friend one

He said, "No thanks, I'm Jewish."

I said, "Don't worry, they're free."

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Foreigner buys a hotdog

A man from overseas comes for a vacation to the United States for the first time with his cousin. One day, while walking through the park they see a food cart with the word "Hotdogs" on the side. Since the man had never had a hotdog before, he decides to wait in line to buy one. When it's his turn t...

What happens when you turn flying mammals into hotdogs?

Things go from bat to wurst

When I was a kid I could go to the store with only $5 and come home with bread, milk, hotdogs and my favorite candy. You can't do that these days...

Too many damned security cameras.

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Apparently, men think about sex every seven seconds...

I make sure I eat my hotdogs within 6 seconds so it doesn't get weird.

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My brother has Tourrete's and it makes it very hard for him to find a job.

I feel so guilty because I'm the one who told him the worst word he could say was "fuck."

If I told him "hotdogs" was the worst he'd be working at Yankee Stadium.

What did Alex say to his college roommate to get him to stop working on his college essay and come out for hotdogs

Relish today...

And Ketchup tomorrow

Two nuns and a dog!

Two nuns walk into a diner to try hotdogs for the first time ever. The first nun opens up her bread, see what’s inside and throws the meat away! She looks at the second nun and asks ‘What part of the dog did you get?’


*Im sure this is an old Readers Digest joke

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They say the average man thinks about sex every 6 seconds

That's why I try to eat hotdogs in 5

I just dented my meat...

Opened the freezer door too fast and the hotdogs flew out onto the floor.

Two poor men dream of going to America

They hear of American food and how great it is and, in particular, the hotdog.

So they work hard and save their money for many years before finally traveling to America. Upon arriving, they immediately run off the boat and to the nearest hotdog stand. Eagerly, they throw their money at the st...

JOKE from my 7 year old

Guy 1 -"Sir do you have any hotdogs?"

Guy 2 - "No why?"

Guy 1- "Then why is your dog on fire?"

Guy 2 - "WOT O.o"

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I'm so homophobic,

I eat my hotdogs sideways.

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