Hot Wire Jokes

A blonde woman drove to the supermarket and parked in the supermarket car park. She took her time shopping and just as she was coming out of the supermarket, she saw a young lad break into the car, hot wire it and drive off.

Naturally she reported the matter to the police.
“What did he l... read more

A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical joke their best friend on his wedding night.

"I'll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he's making love," says the carpenter.

"I'll hot wire his mattress so they'll feel immense heat while making love,... read more