Why are so many Matchbox and Hot Wheels cars Fords?
So kids can get used to pushing them at an early age
My crippled friend said he wanted hot wheels for his birthday
So I lit his wheelchair on fire
True Love
Me: Why are you crying?
5: Why do I always lose the things I love?
Me: What did you lose?
5: A Hot Wheels car. I think it was orange.
I created a dating site for people over 70.
It's called hot wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?
Hot wheels
(First joke, hope you like it.)
Little Mikey
Little Mikey Tomlinson loved his school. He lived in a little fishing village and his mom was the school teacher. The school had a tradition. If it was your birthday you got to choose the fish for lunch and any toy you wanted from the toy chest. For months he had his eye on a replica AC cobra hot wh...
I HAD A ROUGH YEAR
It was a tough year, but I made it !!! But not everyone is as lucky as I am...... Economy is so bad, I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" CEO's are now playing miniatu...
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