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Hot teachers

Me: Man, I had some hot teachers growing up.

My friend: Ya, me too!

Me: My 5th grade teacher was banging! How about you

My friend: When I look back, my 1st grade teacher was really hot

Me: Wait, werern't you home schooled in first grade?

My friend: . . .

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Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?

Because she was the Headmaster!




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Little Johnny came home from school today

Little Johnny came home from school to find his mother angry at him.

"I got a call from the principal today, he said you fucked your teacher". Said little Johnny's mother.

After little Johnny got scolded by his mom, "wait until your dad gets home from work", she said.

After an h...

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