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Hot Shower Jokes

Last evening when I came out of hot shower after a long day of work, I saw my dog eat my watch.

It was time consuming.

I used to not like hot showers

But I warmed up the idea eventually.

Hot Shower Pics

I was trying to take a picture of myself in the shower but I couldn't get a good one. The pictures kept coming out blurry.

I guess I have selfie steam issues.

My friend has a habit of taking blurry pictures of himself in the bathroom mirror after taking hot showers...

I thunk he has a high selfie steam problem.

PC gamers don't take hot showers.

They take Steam-y ones.

A man was shipwrecked on a remote island. Although he had plenty of food and water, there was nothing for him to do except play with himself.

After many years, even that became so monotonous that he couldn't even get an erection. Now, completely without any happiness, his sanity began to slip away.

One morning, as he is lying on the beach, he thinks he sees a ship in the distance. He quickly starts a fire, then throws wet seaweed o...

A man was walking down the street

When he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted

ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had t...

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A partisan joke for election day

Jacob, Jonah, and John aren't getting along very well in Heaven, and one day God gets tired of it and kicks them out. "I'm sick of you guys bickering. You don't appreciate the gifts I gave you. I want you guys to do something amazing. Work together and do something for the record books! As soon...

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joke time

jeff-hey john

john-yea,whats up jeff

jeff-did u see the directors cut of the diary of anne frank?

john-haha,no i did not know there was such a thing

jeff-well,it has this super hot shower scene

john-oh fuck

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