I kept on bragging to my hot girlfriend about how rich my father is.
They are married now.
I had a hot girlfriend but then she sent me an email in Helvetica and I had to move on.
Not my type
a man was driving his Tesla when
an old truck forced him to stop
after greetings, the truck driver suggested that they swap their cars
"are you out of your mind, who would ever want to swap a new beautiful eco-friendly Tesla with a loud old smoking truck ?"
"you don't und...
Two Dogs Are In The Vet
Two dogs are in the vet office, waiting to be seen. The first dog turns to the one to his left and asks, "what are you in for?"
The other dog looks at him sadly and says, "our neighbors got a really smoking hot poodle, so I jumped the fence and did her right then and there. I'm here to get ne...
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A guy rubs an old oil lamp...
...and a genie comes out. In a deep voice he says : "You have 3 wishes. Ask me anything".
The guy thinks for a bit and says : "Alright, I want 40 billion dollars on my bank account."
The genie tells him it's done, the guy checks his bank account and indeed finds he is now very, very ri...
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