Man walks into a library and orders an incredibly hot curry.
"This is a library", says the librarian
"Oh, sorry", replies the man
"*I'd like to order an incredibly hot curry please*", he whispers
Where does Vin go after eating a really hot curry?
Da loo.
There was this musician in North Korea…
One day he was called upon Kim Jong-Un himself to compose a piece of music and have the great North Korean orchestra play it to him in the humble auditorium.
The man, not wanting to displease the Great Leader, did as he asked. The big night arrived with the musician stood at the fron...
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A married man farts all the time...
And in one of his particulary explosive bouts of wind, his long suffering wife says the following. "One day you'll fart so hard you'll fart your guts right out!!"
With that, he just pays his wife's words with no heed and goes about his business.
A few days later, after the previous nig...
There was this musician in North Korea....
One day he was called upon by Kim Jong Un to compose a piece of music and have the Great North Korean Orchestra play it live to him in the Humble Auditorium.
The musician, not wanting to displease the Great Leader, did as he asked and got to work composing a piece of music. One week later, on...
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