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Horsing Around

Wife and I went to the horsetrack the other day. I placed my bet and ordered us a couple sirloins. When the race began I grabbed our plates of food and flung them into the air.


I've gambled before, but the steaks had never been so high.

What do horses do when they are not eating?

They are horsing around

Made up by my 5 year old daughter…

I saw all the people complaining about inappropriate YouTube ads, and at first I thought they were kidding. Then I saw a Trojan condoms ad.

I thought they were horsing around.

Two Centaurs

Two centaurs are playing rough and things getting heated. Are they man-handling each other or just horsing around?

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