As King Arthur leaves Kamelot for some important king business, Queen Guinevere sends a note to noble knight Lancelot inviting him to visit her at her chambers. Upon receiving the note, Lancelot rejoices, kisses the paper and harries to his Loyal Horse.
'My friend and comrade' - says Lancelo...
A cowboy on a long journey stops at a small town to wet his throat he ties his horse up outside the saloon and enters...
The town's folk eye him uneasily, but he makes his way to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender opens his beer and sets it down on the table. "I'd be careful if I was you. Town's folk don't take kindly to newcomers, they give em a hard time. And that's what you are is a newcomer."
"Is that...
A cowboy walks into a bar
"I'd like twenty martinis in a bucket."
"Why?"
"My horse likes them."
"This I've got to see."
The bartender mixes them up and they walk out to the horse. The horse puts his muzzle in and slurps them down.
The bartender says, "That's the damnest thing I ever saw. ...
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A cattle station owner owner was having a drink at a pub in the Northern Territory...
A Yank walked in and started bragging.
"Ah come from Texas," he said "where everything's big. You call your stations big! In Texas, it takes a whole week to ride around my spread on a horse!"
"Shit!" exclaimed the station owner "I had a horse like that so we shot the lazy bastard."
I decided to go out horse riding one afternoon on a horse I hadn’t rode before....
I wasn’t sure if the horse was ready for a rider just yet, so I slowly approached him, all the while talking gentle to the horse like I have always done when dealing with newer horses. I kept saying “easy boy” and I slowly reached out to pet him. The horse nervously kept its eyes on me, but he final...
Little John: Mom, yesterday while you were at work dad was making out with the maid..
Mom: Wait! Let your dad come back and then tell. Later that evening... Mom: Johnny you were telling me something..? John: yes mom so dad was making out with the maid but he did not make her a horse like uncle Bob made you.
The Christian Horse (long)
A man who owned a farm was looking to buy a horse. Wanting to get one for relatively cheap, the man began looking on Craigslist, and soon found a really inexpensive horse only a few miles away from him.
When he arrived, he was astonished by the horse. It looked noble and strong, like out of ...
Buying a Horse
A man is looking to buy a new horse and decides to take his 8 year old son with him to a horse show for fun. As they're walking around examining the horses, the boy sees his father running his hands all over the horses' body and slapping their rumps. Not understanding why he is doing this, the littl...
An American man is visiting the Irish countryside...
...and he comes across a farmer riding his horse across a field. The man asks the farmer, "Just how much land do you own here?"
The farmer says, "I can ride my horse North for an entire day and never reach the end of my property. I can then turn East and ride for yet another day and still nev...
Hard candy
At the horse races, the inspector observes that a coach is giving something to one of the horses. Inspector: - What is this pill?! - This is just some hard candy. I eat them, and this horse likes them as well. Want to try? - Well, why not... Before the start of the race the coach tell...
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